Star My Date : Date : Funny and horrible date stories

I was going out with my girlfriend and her boyfriend and so they thought they would invite a friend of theirs to go out with me. (WTF did I ever do to them) He shows up at the restraurant and he is about a foot shorter than me and wearing those orthapedic shoes. (you all know the ones) So I try to be nice and we go through dinner with casual talk and then we go to the bar. He walks in like we are this couple and I nicely tell him to back off. Then we are talking and I find out he has a WIFE!!! ( Are you kidding me) I go off on him and I go and circulate through the bar and find this nice guy to talk to. (this gets better KEEP reading) He comes up to the bar where we are at and sits on the stool behind us and all of a sudden he puts his hand up my skirt!! I turn around and slap him and start yelling at him and the guy I was talking to grabbed him and was going to punch him and our friends (my "dates") come up and so does the bouncers. "MY DATE" gets kicked out. (Wait there is still more to come) We all go to eat (not the "date but the other guy) after closing time and then My friends (YEAH) and me go back to their house and I am going to sleep in the spare room in walks her boyfriend and says to me there is enough room in our bed for you. (ARE you KIDDING me) I packed up my bag and went home! Are they my friends? Do you really have to ask? ()