Star My Date : Date : Funny and horrible date stories

This happened about five years ago. I met this girl online (that right there should have told me that this was going to end badly) and we had met a few times. Something seemed off about this girl but for the most part she was fun to hang out with. One night she called me to see what I was doing and if she could come over. No problem. Anyways, she gets to my house and we are sitting out on the deck and she mentions that she wouldn't mind drinking a few cold beers. No worries. I go out and grab a 12 pack of beer. So we are talking and so on and after about two hours she wants to know if I feel like heading out to see some rock band that is playing at a local bar. No worries. We get to the bar and she orders a pint of vodka tonic and I order a beer. So I am talking to some friends and so on and I notice that I'm only half way done with my beer and she is on her 4th vodka. At this point this girl is trashed. She tries to order another and the bartender shuts her off. So I'm thinking it's time to bring her home. I finally wrangle her into my car and as we are driving she get upset because I don't have any music on my i-pod she likes. Then she tries to unbutton my pants while i'm driving. I get this girl to sit back down and It looks like she passes out. Wrong. For some reason she becomes very hostile and starts to kick her feet, spit at me, and scratch my face while I'm driving down the highway. I'm trying to change lanes and she opens the door and tries to jump out of a car that is going about 75 mph. I grab the back of her pants and pull her back into the car and pull over. She jumps out of the car and starts to scream and kick the side of my car. Then for some reason she runs off. I hop back into my car and call the police. When the police show up i explain what happend and the cops tried really hard not to laugh and I could tell they felt pretty bad for me. This girl had dumped her purse out in my car and I let the police gather her things and of course they find a large bag of unknown pills. She ends up getting picked up and put into PC. I drive home and have pay 70 bucks to have her car towed out of my driveway.

Two weeks later she calls me, feels horrible about the whole thing and offers to have sex with me to make up for the whole thing. Of course I decline. I also found out from a friend that she was driving by my house five or six times a day and I guess this went on for about a month.

The last thing i heard about this girl was that she was stripping someplace and had married come guy she met online. (Worcester, Ma)